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Although doaked in a curvacious black body of feminine poise, the Radical Feminist is in fact one of the most feared creatures in the theological kingdom. Suspended only by a slender thread of civility, this long-legged lady calls no man master. Rather, her world is a web of dominance and determination spun from years of bitter abuse and submission.¹

A strict carnivore, the Radical Feminist has a particular taste for Superior-Male Slugs, Patriarchal Pill Bugs, and Philandering Fruit Flies, all of which easily become entangled in her web of wild aspiration. Mentally numbed by the noxious, emotion-filled fluid of her fierce pincers, the Radical Feminist’s victims are soon drained of their traditional-role juices. 

Perhaps the most bizarre aspect of the Radical Feminist- 1p appetite is her overwhelming instinct to devour her male counterpart. While many believe that these are malicious males deserving their fate, others find this deadly embrace a sure sign of the Feminist’s fiendish goals. Further study suggests that in some cases this treacherous trait has led to an unnatural occurrence among her species commonly referred to as a “less-being relationship.” 

Today a growing number of schools of higher exploration have taken a tremendous interest in the Radical Feminist Enamored by her rebellious beauty, they feel that the impact of her bite can finally neutralize the ancient order of the animal kingdom.²  However, her critics contend that despite the hard knocks that history has dealt her kind, the Radical Feminist has adopted an ugly method of reprisal, namely, hate male.³

¹For a positive account of the Radical Feminist, see Gloria Stingmen’s historical piece Billboard Bondage to Business Boardrooms: The Elated Evolution of the Radical Feminist. 

²A recent sympathetic account of the Not-So-Radical Feminist is Patty Drygun and Elvia McKillson’s technical work Just the Right Bite: A Sociobiological Account of the Christian Feminist.

³For a somewhat critical look, see Dr. James Dobsome‘s scholarly work The Radical Feminist: Feeding on the Family.